And as usual, if you read to the end of the post, there’s a little bonus: a sentence that uses all new words… Enjoy!
(n) When you experience password confusion, especially when you have many accounts
(n) An individual who continues talking on their phone so as to be rude or inconsiderate of other people.
(v) Loading so slowly that it puts you to sleep
(n) The coccoon of blankets and pillows you gather around yourself while spending long periods of time on the internet.
(n) The anticipation felt when waiting for a response to a text.
(adj) When you’re unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes.
(n) Filling a conversation with unnecessary detail about one’s passion to an otherwise uninitiated, uninterested layperson.
(n) Maintaining a constant online presence, in order to be able to instantly react to any new Internet developments, no matter how insignificant. Onlineness is a gateway to loneliness.
(adj) Sending messages through instant messaging in a rapid sequence.
(n) Person who spends an inordinate amount of time on their tablet
And as a reward for reading this far (and hopefully sharing), here is a sentence that includes all the new words:
While at home in his Internest, typerventilating away in his typical unkeyboardinated fashion while waiting for House of Cards to sload, Neal – the cellfish paddict, was careful to nerdjack the conversation away from babies, and steer it carefully towards his latest pet topic: the positive long terms of effects of brussel sprouts in combatting passfusion and onlineness.